Bathroom humor

Apr 28, 2009

"Former eBay chief executive Meg Whitman returned to Silicon Valley as a potential candidate for governor on Monday, facing a roomful of business leaders who appeared skeptical that anyone—even one of their own—could cut through California's political gridlock," reports the AP's Juliet Williams.

"In her pitch to about 150 business and community leaders at Yahoo Inc. headquarters, Whitman said she would apply the same focused approach to state government that she used in business: set a few important goals and hire top people who buy into your plan."

Whitman took a jab a the governor, who spends most evenings at home in Santa Monica.

"'The next governor of California has to plant herself in Sacramento,' she said. 'The day job is what you normally do as governor and then in the evening, it's reaching across the aisle to reach consensus, building trust among Republicans and Democrats to try to gain consensus around this agenda.'"

 

The NYT business section takes a swipe at Whitman. Saul Hansell writes, "Before voting for Meg Whitman for governor, California residents would do well to consider what has been happening at eBay since she stepped down as chief executive. John Donahoe, her successor, has pretty much disassembled all of her major strategic moves.

 

"He is undoing her acquisitions of Skype and StumbleUpon. It turns out that neither voice communications nor Web surfing have anything to do with what eBay does.

 

"More subtly, but maybe more important, Mr. Donahoe is backing off from Ms. Whitman’s initiative to take on Amazon.com and make eBay an important player for the purchase of new, current-season goods. Her acquisition of Shopping.com was part of that, as was the move to expand features such as eBay stores on the main site."

 

Whitman also gets some sympathy from the National Review, whose Jim Geraghty writes her job will be made harder by the man she's hoping to replace.

 

"Whitman is celebrating the virtues of business at exactly the wrong moment: a time of populist rage. The approach is either brave — throwing cold water on a wildfire of unthinking anti-business fury — or astonishingly tone-deaf."

 

Speaking of political courage, the legislature voted to retain it's pension plan, otherwise known as the Integrated Waste Management Board.

 

"Faced with a choice of saving between $2 million and $3 million a year, or preserving a potential and lucrative post-legislative retirement haven, Democratic lawmakers in both houses rejected bills today that would have abolished the state's Integrated Waste Management Board ," reports Steve Wiegand in the Bee.

"Senate Bill 44, by Sen. Jeff Denham, R-Merced, was torpedoed by the Senate Environmental Quality Committee, while Assembly Bill 1150, by Assemblyman Ted Gaines, R-Roseville, was scuttled by the Assembly Natural Resources Committee. Neither bill received any votes from Democrats.

"Gov. Arnold Schwarzenegger had sponsored the bills. They would have shifted the board's duties to other state agencies – and wiped out $132,178-a-year jobs for three former legislators who were appointed to the board by the governor and Legislature."

 

In more bill news, the Legislature finally met a tax it didn't like. The Merc's Mike Zapler reports, "A week after state Assemblyman Jim Beall served up a bill to slap a dime-a-drink fee on alcoholic beverages, the San Jose Democrat withdrew the proposal Monday, citing a lack of support.

 

"'I think all this bill needs is a little time to age,' Beall declared in a news release, adding that he may revisit the idea later."

 

What is it about this particular bill that leads legislators to make bad puns? 

 

The Bee's Kevin Yamamura gives the treatment to the "Hey, Dad! Wanna play catch?" ad for Propositions 1A-1F.

"The ad targets voter anger over the state's budget problems, attacking "the politicians" at a time when state legislative ratings are below 20 percent, according to the latest Field Poll. It's a curious approach, considering that the politicians themselves – legislators and Schwarzenegger – placed these measures on the ballot and called the special election.

 

Dan Walters writes that the blue ribbon tax commission is considering a recommendation for a split roll property tax, perhaps a narrowly crafted one that could avoid a contentious ballot fight.

"[S]plit-roll advocates on the commission, such as former Assemblyman Fred Keeley, continued to press for its consideration. What intrigues advocates – and worries business groups – is that while Proposition 13 is a constitutional provision that's difficult to modify, it would be theoretically possible for one form of a split property tax roll to be adopted by a simple-majority vote of the Legislature and a signature by a governor.

"One section of Proposition 13 requires taxable values to be upgraded when a parcel changes ownership. Homes almost always change hands in one sale, but business property is most often transferred incrementally, as ownership of corporations changes through stock sales. And unless more than 50 percent changes hands in one transaction, Proposition 13's reassessment provisions are not triggered.

"One option that the reform commission is weighing is legislation to alter the legal definition of "change of ownership," triggering an upgrading of taxable values when the cumulative transfer of business ownership rises above 50 percent.

"It's still not likely to happen, but as the state's budget crisis deepens, even the politically unthinkable surfaces."

 

"The leader of the California Public Employees' Retirement System -- the country's largest public pension fund -- on Monday ordered its staff to draft a policy requiring investment companies hired by the fund to disclose fees paid to the firms' outside marketers," write the LAT's Marc Lifsher and David Zahniser.

"The move by the state agency, known as CalPERS, came after an investigation of alleged pension-fund improprieties in New York state expanded to focus on two board members of a pension fund for Los Angeles city police officers and firefighters. One member is a former president of CalPERS.

"Rob Feckner, the current board president at CalPERS, which manages $176.7 billion in retirement money for state employees, said he was pressing for more disclosure because he wanted to ensure that the Sacramento-based agency operated with 'appropriate standards of transparency, accountability and integrity in our investment process.'"

 

Former Orange County Sheriff Mike Corona is heading to prison. "Carona was sentenced Monday to 5 ½ years in federal prison by a judge who said Carona brought shame to Orange County and victimized the people he was sworn to serve.

Carona, the highest ranking law enforcement official ever prosecuted in Orange County, displayed no emotion. He sat with his head up and hands clasped on his knees as U.S. District Judge Andrew Guilford rejected his plea of probation."

 

And in case you were wondering, the bathroom at the Tennessee's Hermitage Hotel has been selected the nicest in the nation . "Flush in the middle of downtown Nashville, the luxury hotel and its ground-floor men's bathroom are definitely the head (so to speak) of the class.

 

"The redoubtable restroom is art-deco style with gleaming lime-green-and-black leaded glass tiles, lime-green fixtures, terrazzo floor and a two-seat shoeshine station.

 

"'You just can't find anything like it anywhere else,' says Janet Kurtz, director of sales and marketing at the hotel.

 

"'People see it and fall in love with it,' Kurtz said."


 
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